January 21, 2009 |
"what are you buying?"

luis, the bank teller.

"what?"

"may i ask what you're buying? that's so expensive?"

"oh. i'm having surgery in germany."

"psshh, wow. and your insurance won't cover it?"

"no, because it's in germany."

"psshh. why can't you have it done here?"

"there's nobody here that can do it."

"psshh, damn! and you have to pay for it?"

"yes."

"psshh, there's really nobody that can do it here?"

"a doctor here messed me up pretty badly."

"psshh, you should sue him then!"

"i did. that's how i got the money."

"haha! psshh, you should've got more money!"

© barry reinschreiber