April 15, 2007 |
this morning my mother woke me up at 4am to tell me that she had "neck pain", and then again on the telephone at 9am to tell me that she had gone to the emergency room for "neck pain" and when i arrived at the hospital there was a two page detailed brochure on how to cope with such a calamity.

i thought it would be kind of neat to have other people be sick for a change so i could take care of them, and turns out i was horribly mistaken.

now i have to go pick up vicodin and valium.

© barry reinschreiber