May 07, 2007 |
i always give my change to homeless people, but it's for selfish reasons. i just don't like change.

as a human being, i like to think there are set answers to things because then i can figure those answers out and use them to take advantage of people, perhaps even people with breasts. so during my adventures at the convenience store, i've learned that the the best "what's up nod" is turning your head down rather than up. you know, nod down seriously instead of flipping your head up like a fruitcake.

this applies to men only though; i haven't had any time to test this out for girls because the only reason i left the house today was to buy an ice cream drumstick.

© barry reinschreiber